![]() ![]() Some come from written English (plays, books, or poems), others come from movies, and still others come from famous figures in history. “Retired is being tired twice, I’ve thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.These quotes are famous enough to be recognized by most native English speakers.“Retirement is still a perfectly good word, but we need to rein in its usage now that its original meaning is no longer all that relevant because people are living longer, healthier, more active lives.” Mike Drak, Victory Lap Retirement.There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes.“You’ve heard of the three ages of man: Youth, middle age, and you’re looking wonderful.” Cardinal Spellman.We have rebelled against them.Margaret Nash, The Retirement Rebel We no longer follow traditional retirement models.“Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache unless you play golf.” Gene Perret. ![]() Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.” Jonathan Clements “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas.You are a person I really admire, because you are a person who gets to retire. ![]() “A lot of our friends complain about their retirement.“There is no need to be bound by convention, push the envelope, do it weird, do it different, but most of all do it fun! Be that cigar chomping rock”n’roll granny if it takes your fancy.” Stella Rheingold, 101 Fun Things to do in Retirement.“I work harder now that I have retired from corporate life, than when I actually worked, but I love it.” Catherine Pulsifer.“Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.”.“When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.” Chi Chi Rodriguez.“When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.” R.C.It is no longer a day in the distant future when, on reaching your sixty-fifth birthday, you hang up your suit and never return to the office again.” Martin Bamford, How to Retire 10 Years Early “The old notion of retirement is dead.There comes a time when you have to slow down or completely stop doing what you’ve been doing for the past 20 or 30 years and take a well-deserved break.” Adrian J.Williams, Retirement: The Ultimate Retirement Planning Guide! You can compare a person’s retirement partly to that of an automobile’s or any other device.“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.” Doug Larson.It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.” I feel as light as a feather.Javier Perez De Cuellar To me a job is an invasion of privacy.” Danny McGoorty Others will keep working because the “gold” in our so-called “golden years” doesn’t have to come from watching sunsets.Happiness is being like you – retired!Catherine Pulsifer.“There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.” Robert Half.Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home, forever.”Gene Perret.“The money’s no better in retirement but the hours are!”.is when you stop living at work and begin working at living. Retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. My biggest need is a calendar because there are so many things to do. “We have no porch, no rocking chair – and no time.What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?.Strategic retirement plan: rest, relax, repeat.“I am so busy since I have retired, I may have to go back to work to get a rest.” Uncle Dude.“Working people have alot of bad habits, but the worst of these is work.” Clarence Darrow.No more alarm clocks for you – you can go back to sleep or get up – it is entirely up to you!.Humourous words and funny phrases about retirement but ones full of wisdom to inspire and encourage! Share these funny quotes and sayings with new and old retirees! ![]() Bring a smile to the retiree’s face with these funny retirement quotes. ![]()
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